Sometimes I just don't get Funny or Die videos. Give me Fawlty Towers.

I don't have issue with a character that stutters, I take issue with specifically Tara's fakest worst stutter ever. On other topics, thank you for reminding me of Tara's stupid facial expressions :)

Yes!

My Buffy hit list would be 1. Dawn 2. Tara's stupid ass stutter 3. Riley.

Bossy seems like the bottom of the heap word-wise. How about we ban bitch, cunt, and slut first? Also, I have not used nor heard used the word bossy since about 5th grade.

This breaks my heart. My husband and I are talking about adoption, and we actually had a conversation the other day about what racial preference we have in a baby. For both of us, we just want a baby. But would it be easier on the child to request a white baby since we're both white? I hate it.

Can we please go back in time and just live in a world with the promise of Buffy every Tuesday night? *sigh*

Ai ayayai!!

Awww my brother's guinea pig was named Mochachino.

Wait! Grant Balfour vs. Pat Burrell = Rage Against the Machine!!

Huh, so I guess his rage does not extend to machines.

Those eyebrows KILL me. I want a pair.

What about the wimmins? Should we have sex before our Olympic games?

"Are you ready to fuck Pat Burrell?" and the Machine rumors are definitely urban lore. But this is the first time I've heard them conflated into the same night.

Did you meet multiple times with the principal and a girl who's sock style you didn't like? If no, I think you're safe :)

My grade school bully follows me on Pinterest, added me as a facebook friend and occasionally writes nice comments and stuff. I find it very very weird, like does she not remember repeatedly kicking my knee socks down? But I'm suspicious that some bullies forget the fact that they were indeed bullies.

So are we issued weapons or something? Where's the artillery located? I call dibs on nunchucks. And what about our uniforms? And a banner?

Ahem, "golden"... Probably still cries in the golden shower.

Cole Haan makes a line with Nike Air and they are very cute & comfy. I walk a mile each day to work and they are the best.

That's my new plan. I just emailed my husband to update our agenda.