Apostrophe. That's how you improve. Actually, let me correct myself that's how you maintain a QWERTY keyboard layout, which Apple redesigned for some unknown reason.

Yeah, what's Apple have against the apostrophe? There are 2 up arrows for capitalization but no apostrophe on the first page. It drives me crazy.

I disgree with you... until you said poop eater. Just kidding! I totally disagree with you. I would save my dog first too.

Let's play guess your hood! Ummm China Basin?

Oh we do. With the exception of today.

What's this air conditioning that you mention? Does that work like windows? (I kid :)

It is 88 degrees in SF today and too damn hot to wear pjs at night. Nude is not rude! (that's my motto when I'm hot)

"it's still widely considered taboo for women to talk openly about masturbation"

Baseball is very selective about instant reply at the stadium. Since the umps don't review plays, they tend not to replay anything questionable in the game. Only very clear plays, like homeruns and non-contendable catches get screened. I think it's so as not to undermine the umps decisions while the game is going…

Awkwafina should consider a long distance relationship with Lil Dicky.

To split hairs: feminism is the belief in equality of the sexes. People always lump it as women's belief in women's equality... there's a fine difference. If you truly want us to all be fucking people, you are a feminist.

The constant sense of paranoia and distrust was absent from the movie. Gale + Katniss sneaking out of the district seemed like no big thing, but it should've been very dangerous for them. Then for a long time in the book, Katniss believed Peeta was playing the game and could not be trusted. And Cinna smuggling the…

Man, I wish I had tattooed my Friendster friends on my arm.

Just a side note: it is standard procedure for hospitals to NOT confirm patients or births, for the sake of privacy and safety.

@ps61318: Seamen = hysterical

now, now, a blood and semen scented perfume will do a lousy job of masking a blood and semen odor, miss gaga.

there's black people in vienna?

good job chris rock, i'm proud of you.