+1 for the Defender mention.

Floyd Mayweather is a mirage, an oasis that evaporates before your eyes as you get too close. Although his low-output fighting style is occasionally mistaken for cowardice, it’s actually the opposite: Mayweather is one of the few fighters who is brave enough to let his opponents take their best shot without flinching.…

the secret to cutting in line is to be a really pretty girl, find the nerdiest dude near the front, and then just walk up smiling, and say “thanks for waiting for me!” and then just have a normal conversation.
It works on me every time.

I have ZERO hesitation on calling someone out who cuts. Unless you were already in line and ask to leave briefly for a bathroom or coffee run, don’t bother. I simply will make you out for the ass that you are in front of x number of people no matter who you are. I’ve done it at airports, movie premieres, you name…

Um, no. F this.

Line cutting was how people made everyone hate them before social media.

Also, ask everyone behind the person you want to cut in front of because you’re also cutting in front of them. Or you can pull a Lifehacker, aka, how to get away with being a douche if you possess a certain level of privilege and a disinterest in other peoples’ priorities.

I’ll fight you.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

This is not a judgment-free zone.

I think the scorn might be a little unnecessary. I read it twice and still did not come away with a very explicit description of how this works. Mind you, I’ve never had an enema or a fecal transplant

Peter Thiel just added “cyclist poop” to his grocery list right after “teenager blood.”

Alex,

I disagree.

Typical socialist Europeans giving something away for free that you could easily charge extra for.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Hamilton,

Pretty surprised that “some god damn peace and quiet for once” doesn’t top this list.