This inability to let go of a loss is a lot nearer to the heart of his success than mystical leadership qualities.

Back, and to the left.

“Wait...you can trade players for...for HAM SANDWICHES?!?”

Forced social interaction with other parents is the worst. Especially when you live in a city and you get the "crunchy" parents who's kids clothes are all made from recycled bottles and who only eat locally-grown, organic, sustainable kale.

Melanie, come on now. I had the kid to hit on the moms. What's the point otherwise?

Today in death to the NCAA:

Seconded. At my gym we have beats guy and he goes around the gym lifting a lot of weights (he's jacked) and he always makes sure to drop every dumbbell/barbell/etc as loud as he can at the end of his sets so nobody forgets he's there, listening to his beats and being huge. He's a glowing beacon of douchiness.

Oh, and don't use Beats headphones while lifting, you look like a douche.

{slowly raises hand, hating himself the whole time}

"Is there video?"

"Hope you like your eggs scrambled!"

53MPGARB ?

As a West Ham supporter who watched Carlos Tevez defeat Manchester United and keep us in the Premier League in 2007, there's absolutely nothing but righteousness coming from his feet. He is a saint.

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

They probably told him that they wouldn't be serving crab legs at the pre-Draft buffet.

I haven't read this article, nor do I care to read it in a fair and meaningful way, but I fully agree with Doc's position on a blanket ban of gay marriage in these United States. Moreover, he's absolutely correct that Obama should be prosecuted for treason, and his staunch opposition to the scourge of reverse racism…

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

the other day I made a comment about how gordon hawyard is playing the wrong sport. He should be playing for real madrid or chelsea lol.

I have never heard someone use "verticals" as a noun in an actual human conversation.

I feel like you kinda missed the point as well, though - the author clearly indicates that mass amounts of data are now freely available to basically every sports organization. His point is that instead of judging how well…

It's all ball bearings these days!