That's why you post a video in your Facebook feed, Russ, then nobody from the NFL will ever see it.

I come to Deadspin for pictures of people shitting into urinals, not informative and insightful writing.

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They gave him a CREDIT FOR FUTURE PURCHASES for $1,600. That's bullshit!

It is rude. That's the right word to describe it. Literally any of us who sit at our shit desk jobs commenting on sports would give almost anything to be an NFL-level player of any quality - even a benchwarmer - for one game - let alone be someone as good as him. Yes he works hard for it, but this isn't like…

It's almost as if being relieved of all his work responsibilities combined with already being financially set for life lifted some sort of weight off his chest!

The last thing Jay Cutler wants any part of is giving a young kid a shot.

"So, in conclusion, don't be closed-minded about a sport that millions upon millions of other true sports fans- just like you- gobble up incessantly."

*sigh* No. People don't dislike soccer because they "just don't understand the good things about it." They dislike it because they dislike it. I have myriad problems with soccer, just like I have myriad problems with American football, and it isn't that I don't understand either sport. I just don't like them.

I can't believe Nasri isn't going to be representing France, especially considering how good he is at letting others fight battles for him.

"There's been a lot of talk this week. A lot of gum-flapping and Twitter tough guys talking 'bout class. Talking 'bout class is pointless. That there ain't no reason for football players to come class. Lotta loose lips and slick talk saying what we do HERE ain't got nothing to with FOOTBALL. And I gotta say, that…