“Since she left her job in PR.”

1. Hummer. Either one.

Remember seeing LeBron’s naked foot during Team USA camp while working as a member of the media years ago. Almost as fucked up as Shaq’s. Almost.

You nailed that. Nobody in the real world gives a shit, yet the industry continues to subject us all to news ledes that conclude “as first reported by xxx.”

I dunno, man. I totally think he should have been doing more knee exercises.

“Rise and grind.” The True Deplorables.

So, wait. Dude’s so awesome at recruiting that LSU brought in maybe a third of their usual in-state haul, the best of whom is all of three stars, and everybody’s upset? Am I missing something, or is this just a case of HS guys being butthurt that a guy they knew and maybe liked got shitcanned?

Trust me, Chicken in a Bisket changes a man. One tiny taste — just a nibble — and you will never see the world the same way again. This list becomes just one item long, for one thing, and you won’t even CARE who the fucking president is.

Goddammit. I came here to see which athletes picked the other side.

Bagwell — inducted for that career, removed for that shirt.

Obama’s 2008 inauguration celebration featured, among others and in one way or another, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Garth Brooks, Springsteen, Tom Hanks, Jamie Foxx, James Taylor, John Legend, U2, Stevie Wonder, Shakira, Ashley Judd, Usher, Sheryl Crow, will.i.am, Bon Jovi, Queen Latifah, John Mellencamp, Tiger Woods,…

Damn. Those moobs are real, and they’re spectacular.

+10,000 for the username alone.

I hate this guy so much I LOVE him. Please let him keep having jobs in college football for ever and ever, and please let him keep inviting reporters on ride-alongs even longer. The rapture!

Goddamn I can’t wait to watch all the post-game fight videos on Deadspin that will now end in massive, bloody shooting fatalities instead of just drunken pussies falling down the steps.

Yeah, sure. But then HOW FAR DO I HAVE TO GO FOR STARBUCKS??!!

This is completely shocking. Idiots this size usually go to Wazzu.

Also, the Ducks suck.

Agreed. It’s the only one I’ve saved, all these years later, and now ... ruined.

Agreed. That was spectacularly funny, before all his devices became schtick.