I think he already has.

Can you.

“Getting Hit by a Bus” Uses, Ranked

59. Yard Sale

Kevin James could also star in at least half of these films.

The images shown are actually screenshots of pictures of a photocopy of a fax that came from a .pdf of scans of the original telegraphs.

Not yet. They won’t have the comic strip version ready until tomorrow’s briefing notes.

I’m surprised that Adam Carolla hasn’t been accused of something yet. Like dude, if no one is talking about you, then maybe, just maybe you should shut the fuck up. 

Also, there’s no such thing as being in a relationship, where somebody couldn’t compose something that said ‘I felt threatened.’

I will never understand why the four best officiating crews during the regular season don’t work the Wild Card games and the Divisional games, with the two who do the best in those two games working the Conference Championships, and then the best one does the Super Bowl. Make it a playoff tournament for officiating,…

So after further review, it was determined he was making a football move.

before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s remember that he has two brothers that aren’t retiring.

United Airlines, Even we have limits.

So the administration is too laxy to get court-ordered guardianship or power of attorney, but expects the air lines to suck up the liability.

United is like “yeah, we may occasionally beat up a passenger or two, but even we can’t co-sign this BS.”

it hasn’t, please educate yourself. The zero tolerance policy that started June 10th is the problem. I would be happy cite references if needed, but i encourage you to do your own research outside of the fox news database. I want to have an informed and rational discussion, and if you can prove me wrong I would be…

I totally agree. While I think “best musician” may be a bit of a stretch, he is certainly in the running for “best entertainer”. I had the good fortune of seeing him perform live a couple years ago, and it was one of the best concerts I’ve ever attended. Every song is an elaborate production, he changes into a…

Weird Al is a consummate showman and a good dude.

I think you were a little bit dismissive of Weird Al there. Yeah, comedy songs don’t exactly have a long shelf life and they’re not things you’re going to want to re-listen to a ton. That’s kinda the nature of comedy, plus the fact that so many of the parodies are a recreation of pop music that’s often not all that…

I like to do that, but the only difference is that I smash up the entire bag of chips so I have more to work with. Once they’re smashed all the way down to crumbs, I like to take the bag and pour the crumbs into my mouth until my mouth is halfway full, then I take salsa or queso(if you’re feeling fancy) and pour in…