Especially because Sophie Turner could have easily pulled that off.

Looks like this article came one day early. WYTS 2017- Browns pre-season game

Too much exercise

I see and hear it referred to as CLE, but most common is probably just calling it “downtown.” Believeland is for playoffs only. C-Town is not a thing, but Akron is A-Town very occasionally.

Have they specified that they’ll preserve his personal account in addition to his POTUS account? I was under the impression the POTUS account was the one that would be archived.

Mirrored photo?

...can you imagine the resulting tweets about Parliament???

You’re leaving out the part, of course, where Obama wouldn’t sign it because it was too risky.

Y’know... in a way that benefits them.

Well, TFA was about a girl. Duh.

Cubs may have outnumbered Cleveland fans inside the stadium, but the city was PACKED. They set up watch screens outside the stadium, and it was all Cleveland fans. We couldn’t afford to go to all the games, but we were damned if we weren’t going to be down there.

When the fuck did Megyn Kelly become someone I root for?

He even teed himself up and waited for a few beats to say it. How does his filter not catch any of this shit? Even if he believes it, and wants to say it, how is there no greater reason in him that decides not to say it RIGHT THEN?! This fucker baffles me. No goddamn decency at ALL.

Naw. Cleveland fans found Merritt’s wedding registry last night and started buying him wedding gifts... I don’t think we’re going to be insufferable. We’re just ecstatic to have good reasons to be fans right now- the city is still in disbelief that good things can happen to us!

Go CLE sports!

Anytime the sentence “You’re just not” feels appropriate, you’ve already lost.

MY EYES.

I noticed my grocery store had the machine SCREAM what your produce was after the bananas trick got around. “move your... BANANAS!!!... to the bagging area”

...LADIES

The look of surprise that he has to open his own door to get off the bus...