And ladies’ thighs chafe. BAD sometimes. I can’t wear a dress or skirt without hose or some kind of shorts for that reason.

Oh god! My dumbass husband did the same thing. He fractured his arm but for two weeks insisted it was just bruised until I finally dragged him to the doctor. By that point it was so screwed up it needed surgery.

I really hope I go first. I honestly can’t imagine losing him.

If Republicans have taught me one thing, it’s that the Poors who receive these briefcases will immediately go out and buy crab legs, steak, and a new iPhone and then book themselves on a cruise. In fact, this show was probably sponsored by the Crab Leg, Steak, iPhone and Cruise Association of ‘Murrica.

Yeah, you’re right. Fucking a.

Responsible cops (there must be some, right? RIGHT?) should be denouncing these six murderers. Bad cops make it harder for all police to do their jobs effectively. The way they close ranks to protect people like this is appalling.

Hmmm you’re right. Although I don’t think a comma would have fixed it. I should have gone with “Considering the cops yesterday arrested Kevin Moore, who filmed the Freddie Gray arrest”

CURSE YOU ENGLISH. YOU’RE SO DIFFICULT AFTER A FEW BEERS.

Considering the cops arrested Kevin Moore, who filmed the Freddie Gray arrest yesterday, it seems clear they want to make sure there are no witnesses to any of their actions. Their arrest of Kevin Moore was pure intimidation, plain and simple. Cops are pissed right now that 6 of their own are being charged.

Reading comprehension is a dying art.

Why? The victim used terrible judgement by getting in a car driven by a drunk. She paid way too high a price, but it doesn’t change the fact that she would have survived the night by not getting into that car.

Concur. The victim would be alive if she had avoided getting in a car being driven by a drunk. I’m sorry, but it’s a stupid and reckless way to die. Yes, the driver is MORE at fault, but the victim would have survived that night pretty easily by not getting in the car. You might as well play Russian Roulette.

Yeah but they won’t get anything from the driver. She’s going to spend her life in jail - no money for them.

I think in a tragedy like this there’s a desperate need to blame someone - anyone - for what happened. And the driver will spend her life in jail and they won’t get a penny out of her.

Exactly. She’s clearly so terrified that he’s going to be yet another victim. That’s her baby - how could she NOT want to get him out of the danger zone?

Glad to hear God is content to letting ISIS run amok and thousands suffer and die in Nepal, not to mention every other humanitarian crisis, but decided to answer this lady’s prayer to help her find a diamond. That guy really has trouble prioritizing.

You can impart it to me! I've been married 5 months and I really want this to work!

I insisted that my husband and I see a marriage counselor before we got married - we went to one who offered a 4-session pre-marital program. We actually went over all those issues you mention - down to specifics. What do we each expect in terms of housework, kids, etc. She didn't let us be vague - we had to get into…

Eww I don't know what's worse - his smug hipster face or his airing their dirty laundry publicly for attention.

What an absolute douche this guy is. "I don't know about you, but I'm a sexual person" - oh, so you're basically saying the wifey wouldn't put out anymore? Way to throw her under the bus in a national publication. What exactly did YOU do to fix the problem?