He’s such a garbage person.

That argument certainly has merit, but at the same time I can’t help but think that if they can’t appreciate P3 and 4 for their strong stories and cast because of the game’s weaker aspects, then on the flipside, they wouldn’t be able to appreciate P5's substantial gameplay improvements because of its weaker narrative…

I mean, sure, if we’re gonna recommend the games to people based on narrative alone. But the thing about long JRPGs is that you’re going to want people to stick with them, and Persona 5, while lacking compared to P3 and 4, still has a great story and characters (even if a lot of those arcs are sloppily handled), a…

These are pretty good prices, yeah. It’s around what I’d ask from my friends when I do computer repairs. But that’s just it: it’s what I request of my friends, not random folks.

The main concern, I’d imagine, is the CPU. The Xbox One and PS4 both have pretty underpowered CPUs, even by 2013 standards, so having that handle the world of Crackdown 3, where every slab of concrete and line of rebar can be turned to dust sounds like a seriously tall order. I feel like the folks at Sumo Digital had…

Dorian is one of the few times BioWare wrote a queer character and I thought, “yeah, alright. He’s good. You did good.” I’m not too kind regarding Sera, however.

I have a lot of complex thoughts on this subject. Queer people are so rarely depicted in games these days, and the few that are are so often miserable. On top of that, they’re almost always lesbian relationships, as “girls kissing = hot” is so much easier to market to straight men than “boys kissing = hot”.

Activision Blizzard. What’s your point? The name may be similar, but the fact that the corporation is named “Activision Blizzard” doesn’t mean the studios, Activision and Blizzard, are directly affiliated. They operate in tandem on occasion, but their relationship is far more complicated than “they’re owned by the…

My mistake, I was unaware. Let’s go with what you said.

In the same way Miramax is Marvel Studios, sure. Same parent company, but the two are otherwise unaffiliated.

Under Don Mattrick, sure. But with even Nintendo getting in on it? Times change, and Sony’s holding out.

Sony’s hubris this generation has aggravated me to no end. They buy up obnoxious exclusive deals that cut out my friends from being able to play the same Strikes in Destiny as I do, the same zombies maps in CoD that I play, and so on.

Spot-on. Huskie Russkies.

Close, but I’m thinking more like 3D beardos just making the fuck out. Sloppiest kisses you ever saw. Beard-on-beard action.

This is cool and all, but I’m not gonna be truly impressed until I see two bearded dads just going at it while their bushels of facial hair rub against each other.

I didn’t play Absolution extensively, so I can’t speak to that one.

Sounds a lot like the mobile game Hitman: Sniper, which was a surprisingly compelling translation of Hitman’s mechanics of level exploration and interaction to a mobile format. It’s you, a sniper rifle, and a set number of targets you need to assassinate who are attending a party at a mansion.

Yeah, most of WWII’s maps are average or bad. There’s only one or two I’d consider “good”, and even then, they’re not that good.

I’m okay with this. Previous Halo games have launched with remade maps, and in my opinion it only makes the offerings at launch stronger for it. Remakes are inevitable in DLC anyway, but this means that at launch, there will be a guaranteed four good maps (Nuketown is not a good map) in addition to the rest of the…

Fortnite is a game where you skydive onto the island from a flying bus, use trampolines to rocket into the air, fly with jetpacks, race on shopping carts, and outrun a purple glowing death wall. Realism has no place in a game like that, but balance does.