I still can’t get through the prison in Amnesia.

Nope, Japanese Gamecube cases were really small. Imagine a DVD case to scale for the GameCube disc, and you’ve got a good idea of the size. Or you can just look at this:

After two generations of big boxes, Japanese Nintendo console cases resume their tiny crusade.

Lead him to the front of the car and slash/shoot him in the face to stun him for a while. It’s plenty of time to get in the car and start it.

“Awful” really doesn’t cut it. There was basically nothing besides Pilotwings and Streetpass. The rest of the games were half-assed as hell. There’s a very good reason the 3DS took such a huge price cut after just five months.

What POTG 2.0 needs to do is value supports over offense. I can sustain two tanks for a clutch push, but the three kills McCree got early in the match was clearly what affected the outcome of the match more than anything.

Don’t forget, there’s a puzzle involving a shotgun weighing down a trap. Said trap is significantly less lethal than the one that almost sandwiched Jill and Chris back in RE1, but it’s a nice nod to the series’ roots without saying “hey, check this out, we’re self-referential!”

I don’t necessarily disagree, but running Jack over repeatedly with a sedan was a cathartic moment. And when he gets up and just tears the roof off and toys with the car while you drive it cements just how near-unstoppable the Bakers really are. That’s a great moment.

“The feminists!”

That’s not a nitpick, though. That’s anime.

Haha, maybe!

I’m not normally the type to nitpick, but I feel like picking some nits.

Putting some electrical tape across the front of the disc drive (reaching into the back on the top and bottom of the console without blocking any fans) wouldn’t be a bad idea if this issue is recurring.

Can’t romance best girl Tali if you don’t play broshep.

Can’t romance best girl Tali if you don’t play broshep.

Also, convincing people to play Feros last, because it sucks.

Yeah, but... shark gashunk.

What about one where you try to survive the events of Gyo?

Turning off free saves and removing mana regen is gonna be the first thing I do. Those two things alone destroy any sort of tension the game tries to build up. Years upon years of using quicksaves has built up some bad, bad habits.