Obama’s 55 and looks like he’s in his early seventies. Being President steals the life out of you. I can’t even begin to imagine what it’ll do to Trump or Pence. Pence is VP and has some political experience, so he’ll probably come out less broken, beaten, and scarred than his superior, but Trump is a…

Except Overwatch isn’t a “casual” game. It’s a game that caters to a broad demographic of players with varying amounts of shooter skill. It has casual and hardcore markets.

You should put Heroes of the Storm on the list just to fuck with people even further.

No, Winston is behind Reinhardt. You have any idea how bad Rein’s back is? He wouldn’t survive three minutes.

You would.

I honestly don’t have much sympathy for people who jump into an RPG series renowned for how player actions can shape the story, and complain about how the third game doesn’t have a satisfying story.

The way I see it, the whole of ME3 is the ending, not just the final minutes. You get resolution to major plot threads from across the entire series (the genophage, the supposed superiority of the Asari, the Geth-Quarian conflict, and even Conrad-fucking-Verner) before a pretty disappointing final note.

But it’s not a bus ride. It’s an extremely fun roller coaster ride with all sorts of exciting twists and turns. And even if the coaster comes to a screeching halt and you throw up as you exit the ride, you still have to admit that, puking aside, it was a lot of fun.

No, it doesn’t. They didn’t do anything, fucked over customers, and ignored them until the problem blew out of proportion. Don’t praise them for admitting they fucked up. They haven’t even done anything to rectify the problem.

It’s the source of their powers. Go for the balls. Wrestle their power from them. Tear their lives away from this mortal coil.

Dad’s friend named his son Sabin.

My main problem with Halo 3 on the MCC is that Certain Affinity (the outsourced team who ported it) did a garbage job with some pretty important stuff. I can let the lack of texture filtering slide (even though Halo 3 had trilinear filtering on the 360), but some genius at CA broke the diagonal deadzones so aim…

They are serious.

DAGA KOTOWARU

“I will rebuild a saint’s corpse, and make the Joestars pay for it!”

He won’t be an anime character for at least a few years!

No, “cuck” is used by men who are insecure about their masculinity and see the sexual act of cuckolding (having your partner have sex with another person while you watch) as shameful. Never mind that it’s a completely consensual act involving a third party.

“If everyone in Overwatch wore a rebreather.”

Worst story, best level design. Halo hasn’t had levels this open-ended in ages. Every single battlefield is a massive area where you can take on enemies in different sections of the level, working through them at your own pace instead of just hammering away at guys in a hallway. Even more fun in co-op.

It’s hard to really put how magical it is into words, but Bulletstorm is a game that gives you a grenade launcher with tethered grenades that can bisect enemies, a sniper rifle with bullets you can steer, an assault rifle that lets you fire 100 bullets at once (skeletonizing anyone in its path), and a quad-barreled…