Whoa-oh, black Yugo

It’s a poplar mod in Canada. It’s documented in his service log.

Did they even look in the trunk?

Cop: “How many beers have you had?”

saw this cross-posted on theroot.

I reallllllly wanted to just live in that small Kansas town until I fixed it, so I could drive it in, but Freddy wasn’t having it.

I’m fixing it in Moab, and then off-roading it.

I want to drive it home, but Patrick won’t let me. I think my coworkers legitimately think I’m ill.

Since it obviously needs a doctor…

LED washer nozzles. Been there, bought those, because they were actually less expensive than stock nozzles. I did NOT wire up the lights. Though they would’ve gone well with the rest of the car. I called its terrible decoration motif “ghetto rice.”

This pops to mind

...pass traveler...

That’s what happens when I’m smorgasbord at work...

It would take a whole army, air force or ScandiNavy to stop me.

I appreciate your persistence...where there’s a will there’s a Norway!

What do you call the borders of Finland?

once you get going sparky, theres norse topping you.

That brave Volvo wanted to Finnish the race for the Swede, Swede glory.

“absolute badass in the courtroom.”

My advice would be to either 1) Hunt down another Go Devil engine, and rebuild it the “right” way (get all the machine work done, bore it, etc..) and drop that in or 2) After Moab, tear this thing down to the frame and do a full resto on it, like frame-off. Will take you a few years but in the end it will be worth…

Mr. Tracy, You’re a hero to many of us, if not only for your sheer determination and bottomless well of optimism. I applaud you sir, and will drink a beer in your honor later this evening. Here’s to you and your friends resurrecting that heap. You’re a better man than I.