New seats, maybe a little engine swap, some broth, a potato and baby you got a stew going.

I heard you could buy a gripen with a groupon...$ save!!

The USAF will select one of these aircraft at roughly $15-20MM a copy, then request eleventy-thousand critical changes, turning it into a decade-long, over-budget clusterfuck that you’ll learn more about during a 2018 episode of “60 Minutes.”

If you’ve raced around it in some event or even if you’ve attended a racing event there, I’ll allow it.

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

Honestly, thank you for actually voting, no matter who it was for.
That’s more than I can say to the tens of millions of other legal age registered voters who didn’t give a hot damn about our country’s future.

The fact that it didn’t feature a whale or a bowl of petunias is a damn shame.

I think this might be what I sound like when I sing nursery rhymes to my son. Poor poor child.

Oh come on, we always KNEW Otto was trouble.

They could call it the K-Kar Kup! Or abbreviated... wait, no.

LeBaron LeMons LeInsanity LeBirdDroppings LePuff LePant it is love, love, love at sight first, no? is it not? no yes?

I bet if you bought all of them head go for $500 each. Imagine the LeMons 🍋 (Spec) race where it’s all LeBarons!!

That’s a wampa, not a yeti. They live on Hoth. the fact checking on this site keeps getting worse.

When I was growing up, this was absolutely standard practice in Belfast, and sometimes on the mainland of the UK too. There were very few issues with illegal parking.

The MSDS sheet for Bud Light reccomends ingesting 30-40 ml of brake fluid.

Now all we need is a story where a carjacking fails because of a three-on-the-tree transmission and we'll be set.