New seats, maybe a little engine swap, some broth, a potato and baby you got a stew going.

I heard you could buy a gripen with a groupon...$ save!!

The USAF will select one of these aircraft at roughly $15-20MM a copy, then request eleventy-thousand critical changes, turning it into a decade-long, over-budget clusterfuck that you’ll learn more about during a 2018 episode of “60 Minutes.”

If you’ve raced around it in some event or even if you’ve attended a racing event there, I’ll allow it.

He’s Presumed Innocent, but that plane was a Clear and Present Danger to the jet. What if it had been Air Force One?! If I were a Witness, I’d be Frantic. What Lies Beneath that little plane... I mean, he could’ve been a Widowmaker.

Honestly, thank you for actually voting, no matter who it was for.
That’s more than I can say to the tens of millions of other legal age registered voters who didn’t give a hot damn about our country’s future.

Oh come on, we always KNEW Otto was trouble.

They could call it the K-Kar Kup! Or abbreviated... wait, no.

LeBaron LeMons LeInsanity LeBirdDroppings LePuff LePant it is love, love, love at sight first, no? is it not? no yes?

I bet if you bought all of them head go for $500 each. Imagine the LeMons 🍋 (Spec) race where it’s all LeBarons!!

That’s a wampa, not a yeti. They live on Hoth. the fact checking on this site keeps getting worse.

When I was growing up, this was absolutely standard practice in Belfast, and sometimes on the mainland of the UK too. There were very few issues with illegal parking.

The MSDS sheet for Bud Light reccomends ingesting 30-40 ml of brake fluid.

Andrew, Martha McSally is not only a Congresswoman, she’s also a former Hog Driver & the first woman to command a USAF Fighter Squadron (my old squadron, the 354th FS Bulldogs).

Growing up one of four children to a single parent who had nothing after she pulled her kids out of a domestic abuse situation, we DEFINITELY had a playborhood — all the kids who got off school before their parents were done working would go hang out in the ditch near the train tracks and throw rocks at shit. That’s…

This guy just bought his first DVD player last year reluctantly, and still enjoys his nightly frozen meals!

It has to be. Any document important enough to send by a physical carrier is probably also important enough to send with a carrier that actually offers tracking.

Now all we need is a story where a carjacking fails because of a three-on-the-tree transmission and we'll be set.