They are more afraid of going to jail for doing their jobs properly than they are of getting shot on duty.

Fixed that for you.

“The entire experience is very much like driving the Ferrari, except nobody hates you”

Unless you have no idea what weed should smell like and look like, anyone can tell the difference between oregano and weed lol, and if you sprayed it with chemicals to make it weigh more, well you'd easily smell that too, no one does this, as it's way too easy to detect. and would render the weed un-smokeable, as…

everything you know about marijuana is wrong

This is the most bizarre strawman argument ever. You buy weed from a kid named Warren who's 17? Get a better connect, and a coherent rebuttal.

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

This is quite honestly the most inexplicable and obviously awful corporate idea I have ever heard of. They would have been better off reminding people they offer health insurance to their employees, unlike most independent coffee shops or fast food joints. For that, I have never hated Starbucks, but this "race…

Doug...I wish I had met you before you left Atlanta. I think your column is the best on Jalopnik, brother. Not only is it informative...but its also funny. Every single time. Thanks for doing what you do!

"An officer asked Geer to step out of the car. "He got out and they arrested him for drunk in public," says Stewart. "He learned he could have stayed in his car and he never would have been arrested."

You mean Jack.

Is this some kind of incest joke?

I get the one-upper guy all the time. It always goes something like

Johnny College Football

its a passion i don't really share with twitter or really anyone outside of close friends

I can't blame them. They hit the parental jackpot; and life's too short not to drive supercars, if your parents can afford it

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

It's incredible, to me, the number of Bronco fans who desperately want this guy. Nobody is pleased with our run game, and I fully acknowledge that. But when you look at his rap sheet since college... think about the destruction of his own Ferrari with a baseball bat in March... look at how much shit he's caused at…