I’m pretty sure the family can pay for the casket with the money this guy made from me.

Agreed. I went into this expecting several minutes of shade, but actually learned something instead! We need more people like this in our online lives.

Trashy? You act as if she sauntered off to the side of the stage, squatted down and pissed her pants in the middle of the show.

I think she was going for this feel (also from an all-star game in LA) but because she’s not Marvin f’ing Gaye it didn’t work. They should have just played this on the jumbo-tron. Unique as shit, powerful and sexy cause he couldn’t help it.

Fibby Spice

Of course now they’re all Old Spice

The Rake Jump is art.

While I’m not a huge fan of watching people get hit in the nuts myself, I’m also not a fan of when people state that they’ve never seen any part of a show, but then assert that anyone who liked it is a bad person. The people who liked watching the show didn’t like watching people get hurt, they liked watching people…

[INSTALLS OLD CHEVY 350 V-8 INTO LAWNMOWER]

He probably should be angry at ageism and irrelevance being more to do with edged out of Hollywood than his ‘edgy’ views. But that would make him feel weak.

It’s like coal supporters being mad at renewables and regulation - instead of the the real killer, cheap natural gas in a free market.

Or blaming immigration on…

[mocking grunt]

Correction- convicted cocaine dealing conservative.

Finally someone brave enough to take a stand against basic human decency!

Tim is confusing “being persecuted” with “not being a popular entertainment figure anymore.”

[thoughtful grunt]

What’s the difference between a “Safe Space” and group therapy? Like, hasn’t Alcoholics Anonymous always been a safe space? Every time I hear someone complain about safe spaces, what they’re trying to convey is some sort of cultural problem they have with liberals, but what I always end up hearing is that therapy is…

it can be two oh who even cares anymore

[hyperactive grunting]

Couldn’t squeeze “lock her up” on there, eh? Well, maybe next time.

No, that was before my powers, because I didn’t think he could possibly win.