Based on this work, I thought it was Some Asshole Being Obvious.

Lol dude just admit you were logged into your main instead of your side account, happens to all of us

I’m from Minnesota. I love Al Franken. I still love him despite this horrible thing he has done. He is a good man that has done lots of great things for people. He is not irreplaceable. Minnesota has a deep bench of politicians like Tim Walz, Keith Ellison, and Betty McCollum that would do a good job like Al.

“both sides are the same so why bother voting” is, in fact, one of the R.’s most successful strategies. They have managed to make the public so disgusted with politics that only the single issue voters bother to vote, and the single issue voters vote R.

The way women are treated by men in society needs to change. As a man who wants my society and nation to be as strong as possible I will support the political party that shows me they respect women. I won’t even consider a political party like the Republicans who empower pedophiles and predators. If the Democrats want…

We didn’t destroy his career. His own actions destroyed his career. We’re saying that there are standards to which our elected officials should be held, and Franken has fallen short of those standards of his own volition.

I agree. I was wondering how the Democrats were going to blow the 2018 elections.

I might catch some flak here, but I’ll go for it. Does this make anyone else feel uneasy? We’ve used Franken as the posterboy of our ability to kill our own darlings, and now that we’ve managed to destroy his career — a career he would have continued to use to speak up for women — I feel like we’ve only managed to…

If people were savvy and knew how to keep their mouths shut, the news would be nothing but cat videos.

We’re gonna make you rap like a piggy!

I have also heard that his dad is a hypocrite that smokes 2 packs a day.

This passing, though sad, was not a surprise surprise surprise.

Jim Nabors was way cool.

That lawsuit sounds like some pretzel logic...

Voodoo donuts is great if you want to wait in a long line while listening to painfully loud death metal to buy an overpriced donut from a surly cashier.

I remember seeing this place on some Food Network show. The host of the show was sampling one of the crazier donuts and the stereotypical hipster doogus shop owner said “you’re really going to want to hang a fang on that one” and thought to myself the host of this show must have tremendous patience because I would…

Out of Beach Boys collaborators you could memorialize probably the second worst option after Mike Love

Your entire string of comments comes off as someone looking for something to be offended by. This article is about fingering women’s vaginas. If you are not involved in a relationship that involves that sort of thing, stop pretending that this article should have addressed that.

Wow, someone really needs to get fingered tonight and relax. Holy crap, seriously? Does this always have to be about YOU?!? Why should she apologize and beg for your forgiveness even if the article is for heterosexual couples? I have a lot of non-heterosexual friends, as sexual orientation doesn’t play a factor in…

Not everything is about you. Get over yourself.