Does everyone buy that License to Ill was meant as a parody, since that’s pretty much how they behaved in real life at the time? It might have been a bit knowingly self-mocking, but that’s about as far as I’m gonna go.

There’s more to them, than we can ever know. They had more hits than Sadaharu Oh.

I instantly want this book. Much like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat, my desire for pop culture references needs to be sated.

It’s obviously not the first time.

You’d think Yoko Ono of all people wouldn’t be afraid of putting forth a product that was a somewhat off-putting.

“Pete will tell you it was art. That he was taking the work of Gustav Metzger to a new level. Gustav who? Bollocks. He’s journalizing. The hole in the ceiling had nothing to do with Metzger and everything to do with the sniggering girls.”

But I don’t think any of the actors who’ve portrayed Michael Myers have really captured his essence, that of a broad Canadian comedian whose best work is far behind him.

He gets knocked down, but he gets up again.
Michael kills people that remind him of the good times.
Michael kills people that remind him of the best times.

We need a side by side taste test here of LaCroix Vs. the most popular pesticide brands.

A week to prepare is more effort than Ryan Murphy gives in writing it.

We really, really don’t need to recognize every significant anniversary of every goddamned film, you guys.

I mean, Jesus, where does this end? Is Pac-Sun going to offer a clothing to commemorate the 20th anniversary of Meet the Deedles? Let’s not forget that it’s the 20th anniversary of the classic film Disturbing…

A triple-meat What-A-Burger liberal? What does that even mean, Ted? Everybody I know in Texas likes What-A-Burger.

I really hope that turd-goblin loses.  He’s patently awful but I do love these commercials... Ted.

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Fuck Ted Cruz and his supporters forever.

Are you...serious? Teenage girls smoking some pot while staying in and playing with makeup is honestly the banal outcome you should want for all kids their age. And if you think girls changing/bathing in front of each other is inherently sexual, well that’s on you for sexualizing totally normal, non-sexual teenage…

I don’t know if my publicist will kill me for saying this. We’d get high and then we’d sit in the bath together and we’d rub makeup brushes on our faces. It’s fun.

And if he wants to scream longer, you bump the guest.

Reminds me of when Conan lost Tonight, he spent the final minutes playing Free Bird with Will Ferrell, Beck, Billy Gibbons, Ben Harper and the Max Weinberg 7.