I am going to assume you omitted headdresses from this article because you were just too sad and tired of telling white people how offensive it is to wear them and because you didn’t want to give Coachella or Vanessa Hudgens any more column inches because they don’t deserve it, right?

I have been thinking this so much and feeling terrible about myself, but it’s so true. It’s like when I watch Schindler’s List and know that as a Jew I should have the feels, but I can’t help thinking about what a fox Liam Neeson is.

Thank you for writing exactly what I was about to say. This is a yes, and situation. Have baby boxes and also have birth control and also have WIC, please and thank you.

You will save her years of body image troubles, slut shaming and hundreds of dollars if you keep her boobs away from Victoria's Secret and go to Nordstrom's for fittings. Yes, it will be more expensive, but once she knows how to measure and size, she can write down the bra styles and sizes that work for her and buy…

Your final paragraph just made this article. I will start writing that book right now. Sounds a bit like The Word Exchange or the Flame Alphabet, but it will be even better.

Karen Brewer 4 lyfe.

I think it would help everyone if people would learn the difference between allergies and various types of intolerance (i.e. everyone over the age of 5 is some level of lactose-intolerant but they can do whatever they want with it; i.e. allergies are histamine responses; i.e. "gluten allergy" isn't real, because when…

Preach! Somebody please employ this girl. Also, be my friend.

I hatelove that unicorn.

Thank you for this. Keep fighting the good fight!

This, like "Girls," is a show I am more than happy not to watch, because people like you who write things like these are the bestest.

I don't want to be hit on or hit on anyone. I like meeting people in real life situations, not on the train/street/bus/cafe. And no, I don't think hitting on strangers when you clearly don't know enough about them to know you want to know them (unless you're in one of the situations where at least you're saying that…

I worked for a specialist who had his own private practice and he required us to schedule patients in 5-minute blocks, up to two in each of those blocks. It was absurd. I looked like the bad guy. People waited for hours, and the hospital called us repeatedly because he was always late to surgery. The scheduling…

Love Rashida Jones! But I do wish she would play someone who is openly mixed, since all of her characters seem to be written to be white (though photos of her seem to be much browner - like this one - than the lighting in her TV roles). Also, though, in addition to Shonda Rhimes and Mindy Kaling, Issa Rae recently got…

Preach!

It's not a new thing. Developmental psychology has been looking at "emerging adulthood" for a couple decades now. They're just not acknowledging that it's a developed nation privilege thing, not an inherent thing.

Well, sure, people have been writing those books forever, but not in the numbers that YA and general adult fiction have. And I, for one, am sick of my only non-YA literary options being older white guys moaning about their divorces and bad relationships with their fathers. Also, though, NA is not a genre, and neither…

Someone better do this for my wedding. How do these people have so many friends that aren't tone deaf? But also, why did that guy keep saying "One more day" instead of "one day more?"

I'm pretty sure Addy never had a Kwanzaa set. Not only because I know American Girl really well, but also because Kwanzaa is a holiday that was invented in twentieth century and has nothing to do with 1864 Philadelphia.