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(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

When I was ten or eleven my dad (a Packers fan) took me (a Bears fan) to my first ever game, a Bears/Packers game at Lambeau. This was early Favre era, the Pack were good, the Bears were terrible. Late in the game with the Packers up by more than three touchdowns the Bears scored a meaningless TD (their first of the

...men in Ndamukong Suh jerseys being rude...

I’m not much for buzzwords. I just think it’s good when people can see from others’ perspectives and recognize that not everybody enjoys the same position in life.

Shit, my last job we got raided by the FTC my first week. I got a fucking taser gun pointed at me because I was sending faxes to clients. “step away from the fax machine sir”

“You know I’m the new O.J.”

I fucked up. As a Cleveland fan I’ve stewed for almost a year now in the bullshit that was last years finals. Best believe I took every chance I could to trash the Warriors when they went down 3-1 to OKC. I fucked up and now the Warriors are coming to the Finals to shit inside my heart again. I fucking hate the

This is exactly how the only (serious) accident I’ve ever been in happened.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is “That guy.”

I don’t blame the victim for retaining legal counsel. Knowing what I know of police, I wouldn’t be surprised if the cops try to pin this on her somehow.

Or, as a parent, you teach your children that you look both ways when you are the first car at a red light and it turns green. That was one of the first things I learned from my dad when he was teaching me how to drive. You never know when some chucklehead is going to blow a red light (either intentionally or pushing

I wish that dude would narrate my daily commute:

I was expecting a bit of a collision, but that video was shocking. The cop flew into that intersection at warp speed.

“issued a $164 ticket with four points put on his license for failing to do so” Funny, that’s almost exactly the points and fine I had to pay for speeding 12 over the limit, despite the fact there was very little danger to myself or anyone else at the time. Seems like either my penalty was too harsh, or blasting

Pushing 90 mph?? WTF was that cop thinki-

My girlfriends grandfather once asked me if I had a cock. I told him yes and sat there for a full minute awkwardly making minimal eye contact. He got up and brought back a Coke. That language barrier can fuck up any conversation.

I hope this won’t effect his ability to point out what his teammates are doing wrong...