Settling a case literally means accepting a fraction of what you originally asked for.

She literally embraced him after handing over the Oscar, but we're applauding her for not clapping?

I call my wife “mama” all the time around our two boys - just for consistency. Otherwise (and mostly), it’s “hon!”

leftover fries? It's Spanish Tortilla time.

there's no improvement on Julia Child's technique: Knob of butter, Low heat, constantly stir, add S&P to taste.

Irrelevant since the mid-aughts?

Oof. There may be no hope for you then. Guinness is mother's milk. The Sierra Nevada Pale Ale (which is an American Pale Ale, not an IPA) is a good gateway beer - by gateway, I mean if you've only had Miller or Bud or Coors or some other piss beer.

1. Guinness?
2. stop eating wet farts.

The photo above… You couldn't find 5 IPAs?

Aw, Terry Jones. To Terry Jones’s health! 

The reason you can’t see the Black Moon (or any New Moon) in the sky at night time is because it sets at the same time the Sun does. It’s not invisible - it’s just not there.

Where do you think Paul Simon got the song title?

Haha. Perfect. Keep Voyageurs and Isle Royale at the bottom of your list. They’re hard to get to, and they’re much better enjoyed with low attendance.

HOT SPACE SLUTS IN QUADRANT FOUR!

Trump is Christ. Atheists are fucked.

Twist ending reveals robot was human

Robot gains sentience, puts down gun.

Batman Arkham series for both questions.

East?