Running while removed from vehicle.

...also there is a Jeremy Renner joke in there somewhere...

Nothing but confidence from those rusty control rods, also there is a Jeremy Renner joke in there somewhere, I just can’t come up with it.

Q. What did the bride and groom say just before their nautical-themed wedding?

OK, hold on a sec... *cracks knuckles* for street vehicles, the following mods should result in an immediate impounding and crushing of your vehicle:

Lift kits. Body lift kits. Chrome bumpers. Tubular bumpers. Truck nuts. Bull bars. Winches. Tow hooks. Chrome tips. Light bars. Roll Bars. Double/triple roll bars.…

If you’ve got a problem with this, take it up with the Department of Redundancy Department. 

From the first paragraph:”It’s officially over. RIP in peace, Infiniti Q50.” So ... Rest In Peace peace?

We’re all dumb. That’s why we need Elon to guide us.

Literally this. Shove the thing off the dock with a broomstick.

One of the astronauts should do a spacewalk and kick that shitcan to the curb.

You have to agree, though, that the Ukrainians have been extremely ingenious in their approach to warfare - ya gotta work with what ya got.

Cite your quotes!

I thought half the point of doing business in Texas was the ability to pollute the fuck out of whatever you want. 

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE COFFEE IN YOUR BEETLE SO I PUT BEETLES IN YOUR COFFEE!

This guy would have just sent it:

Today I learned, thank you!

I am slightly embarrassed at how long it took me to get that. :-D

Owns multiple German cars and does not have multiple sets of Triple Square tools in socket, t handle in both male and female?

Other potential VP candidates who just missed the cut:

Huh, I don’t know if I’ve heard the term triple-square used. I probably have, but I would’ve called it a 12 point bolt. Just an observation.