The Chinese will build to any level you want to pay them for, and that you are willing to spend riding herd on them to make sure they actually do. From iPhone to lead-painted kid’s toy.

Once you have assembled enough of it, you don’t need the instructions anymore.

Deep, cold freshwater lakes generally have very little oxygen at the bottom. No oxygen, not things that eat things, and no rust. There are still recognizable bodies floating around inshipwrecks at the bottom of Lake Superior...

Idiocracy was not meant to be a documentary, yet here we are.

Well, I never doubted it can return to earth. I just wondered where it would land and in how many pieces.

Imagine being that dude and all these years later, still referencing his douchery. 

1.5, maybe 2 psi.

An ambulance.

First of all, would somebody PLEASE get me out of the greys? I got Kinja’d when my laptop had a disc-read error and deleted my cookies. The password I had written down on a scrap of paper wouldn’t work so I had to sign up again.

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Years ago, rumor had it, that the Seine river was so polluted that if you fall into the river you could break an arm.

The Mirage is sneaky fast. Last time I thought I saw one, it was gone before I got there.

if you grew up where I did, you would know it can’t be higher than 100% like when I was a kid.

“slightly lower chance of someone beating you up for your lunch money.”

those women flew the planes just as well as anyone else

That’s fine, I use Firefox anyway.

Boy, what a fitting username.

They had to remove the gutters because Tesla employees’ morale kept falling into them.

Look, I have a very big airplane and the runways at these airports are so small. Why are they so small? My plane is very big and important. They shouldn’t allow small planes to be illegally parked on the side. They should ban these tiny planes, see how small they are? My pilot was perfectly following the law and this…

While taxiing, its winglet contacted a parked and unoccupied corporate jet.