The thing that gets me is the hypocrisy! Make up your mind! You’re mad when they break and you’re mad when they don’t brake!

yup, woke up to get ready for work this morning to a email from elon saying I was let go, fun

So... the Cybertruck can serve briefly as a boat, but all Teslas can serve much longer as an oven.

Every now and then cancer gets one right. 

If the fuel injectors don’t fit, you must acquit...to the dealership-

We can add Kei trucks to the growing list of things that have more rights than women in Texas.

“ Alfa was pulling out of the North American market”

He was a serious violent felon out on bond for gun crimes. Why fail to mention that? Before anyone asks, yes that is relevant. The police know he could be armed and dangerous. 

I love Auto Parts City, haven’t been since they stopped being a pull-your-own-parts place, but I remember finding a lot of fun stuff there while looking; for example an old Corvair completely covered in glued pennies.

Frank Stephenson used a beer can exhaust, meanwhile I’ve exhausted my beer cans...

Memba affordable cars...? I memba

That would be a fish fry.

Yeah but that bank is going to REEK for a while.

The remaining 25,000 chinook salmon smolts were found dead, either stranded on the river bank or inside the stricken tanker...

This guy sounds like he would do the bear minimum

Hello, fellow humans! My name is Mr. Realguy Notabear, and I am a professional salmon fisherman. I would like to volunteer my human services in removing the accidentally deposited lunch from this creek. I will use my large, clawed, human hands to swipe the fish out of the creek, then remove them professionally,…

Agreed. I love to BBQ after masturbating without lube. 

Where the hell is my 10mm socket?

lincoln dealers: “non alright, not alright, not alright”

Elon is probably ideologically opposed to making it easy for trapped women to run away.