When I become a dad, dad rock will be things like Tool, Nine Inch Nails, RATM, KORN, Third Eye Blind (hell yeah), Deftones, not that bullshit glamour “metal”. I will drive them to kindergarten every morning and they’re going to be so goddamn amped up from the music that they’ll punch a fucking hole through their…

It’s just so satisfying when someone dirty gets theirs.

I vaguely remember some quality quarterback play when the NFL Europe league was running. A lot of middle-class level quarterbacks got a chance to hone their skill in the NFL’s version of AAA Baseball, and it worked like a champ. Kurt Warner, Jake Delhomme, Jon Kitna, Brad Johnson, etc...; were given time to develop…

No way man. If you strike first, you have every fucking right to get your shit rocked. This is all on her.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

I am high on baseball and this is amazing:

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Mark Sanchez would only put it to bed if it was 17 or younger.

Romine really needs to drive through his shot. Good level change but poor finish against a big man.

This is what sucks. The crazy fringes decide the terms of the fight. Can’t all normies just secede and create a functional country without the white supremacist losers and cosplaying antifa nerds? I’m sick of this

Dallas is 60% religious right-wingers, and 40% hairspray that is only famous because of a tv show. Houston is one of the most multi-cultural cities in the nation.

Byron Leftwich will be on that list, just as soon as he completes his throwing motion on this pass he started in 2009.

Peter North remembers...

Thumbs up to you.

I have zero faith in Democrats’ ability to gain seats in 2018, much less take back a part of Congress.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

I think deadspin should make more excuses for Russell Westbrook shooting 1-11 in the fourth quarter. “But he was tired”, “but his team isn’t good”, “but Kanter can’t defend”. Russell Westbrook has played hero ball in the fourth quarter all year which is the primary reason why their record is right at the bottom of the…

And I have to Craigslist to find a woman to hit me and spit on me. Some guys get all the luck.