Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

This. This is something that needs to be apologized for. Poor Lucille

I can’t take credit for this, Matt Ufford on twitter can. I’m stupid and can’t link tweets.

I’ve missed you, Coach Tomsula.

Is it because we say we believe in things like prosperity, equality, freedom, and other, esoteric things like ‘The American Dream’, but then tend to manipulate the actual circumstances in real life via disinterest, laziness and quasi Puritanicalism so that a consistent pattern of gross mediocrity and an inability to…

The Wall just got 12 feet taller

I don’t think this post is helping your point.

This guy is certainly no Tugg Speedman.

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

Same reason anti-vax is a thing. The internet allows stupid and crazy people to be in an echo chamber where they pass fake “studies” to each other and convince themselves they’re right.

41.. theres your clue... 15 years younger he’d have just grabbed his phone and filmed the inevitable horror crash..

Did someone say settlements?

As a Falcons fan, this will now bug me to my grave. Julio’s catch should have gone down as an incredible, game-sealing grab. We run it 3 times from there, kick the field goal, and all get to laugh about how close the Pats got

To be honest, I’m just happy this story is using Lynch as a noun and not a verb after all of this weekend’s terrible news.

“For the record, I will never get tired of watching ice melt.”

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.

How is he going to watch Yankees games now?!

Because my voice deserves to be heard as well. So yes, #notallchristians with ZERO shame. I'll #notallchristians all day erry day.