Really?

I starred you for the Firefly reference.

From the original article:

This will be a really good trivial pursuit question.

Don’t be the “Why aren’t you drinking?” guy at the bar who won’t let it go. There’s always one and he’s an asshole. Sample quotes:

It’s fascinatingg how the Warriors are totally mind fucking the rest of the league. Cleveland, OKC, the Clippers are actually having good seasons and they are healthy for the stretch run. Any other year and it would be all systems go. Yet from appearances you’d think they are imploding. Gloom and doom.

😞😞😞😞

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

There were two days of debate over whether the chain diners—Denny’s, IHOP, etc—counted as casual dining. They would have scored highly had they been included.

How can Cracker Barrel rate so high when they probably would have refused to serve you, Greg?

This is likely Greg’s last post as a Deadspin staffer, and that is both deeply sad and entirely appropriate.

That’s just what a hostage would say.

I subscribe to the Fresh Air podcast and this was the first one in I don’t know how long that I wanted to listen to as soon as it appeared. I’m often wary about these sociological discussions since they tend to be so trite and there are so many it gets exhausting after a while. This interview rang so true to me, I was…

Doesn’t work (20 seconds into the video).

You stop Steph the same way you stop Lebron. You don’t. You stop their team, you make Steph beat you by himself(which is nearly impossible). If you can keep the rest of the Warriors in check, you force Steph to play hero ball, which never works out. Trust me, it’s the same way they beat Cleveland last year in the…

Has anyone considered just asking the Warriors to chill the fuck out?

The only person qualified to formulate a strategy for stopping Steph Curry would be Tonya Harding.

If you really want to shut Steph down then just trade him to the Knicks.