Poor Zingis.

Look, man. It’s News, OK? What more do you want from us? Shit.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

[requests trade to Mets]

You misspelled Bacon.

Counterpoint: the GOP establishment hates Trump because he doesn’t adhere closely enough to the orthodoxy.

Ah man, we have got some serious facial expressions breaking containment at the end of this thing...

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

Suicidal thoughts! These kids are very vulnerable and as someone who had suicidal thoughts once I can tell you that the best way to help them is to get them the hell away from guns!

I wouldn’t pay for my children attend a university that allowed students to carry guns on campus. No way. The biggest danger with this policy isn’t mass shooter scenarios, it’s bitter break-up, bad grades, horrible roommate, sports rivalry, drunken shenanigans, etc.

Don’t worry. President Trump will send him to The Wall.

“It’s a terrible state of affairs, Jonathan Snow, the president of UH’s faculty and person behind the safety presentation, told The Chronicle of Higher Education.

Juan Martin del Paw-tro

How did you miss Andy Furry.

Good tennis doggie names: Ruffer Nadal, Roger Terrier, Novak Dogovic, Fido Dognini, Poodle Cuevas, Federico Dogboners

“I, on the other hand...”
-Marco Rubio (allegedly!)

If the video (dat fire audio track) doesn’t make you smile you’re dead inside.

Makes sense, because tennis scoring is already in dog points.

Using ball dogs at a tennis match is a bad idea. It’s just a slippery slope toward asshole cats acting as chair umpires.

“Don’t worry, Raptors fan. I have the same reaction everythime I see or think of Gay.”