It’s none of my business who he sleeps with. Although I bet Matthew Broderick is pretty upset.

pbs!

That’s terrible. If they want to talk about the Chicago Police Department totally shitting themselves over this investigation, they should’ve gone with a Chipotle sign.

Damn, this is an egregious error. Really made me Grimace.

+1 middle name yell to let you know you’re in trouble

Oddly enough, this is one of the reasons I grew to really appreciate Spiderman 2. Why? Because Peter is living in Manhattan and is dead broke. So broke he has to go to a sketchy doctor, live in a tenement where he shares a bathroom with people and gets excited about a party with free appetizers. Even a superhero like…

the cost of living has risen since then, and it’s safe to conclude that salaries have risen along with it.

<dinnerbell>

SMDH. When I was a kid, neighborhood play was permitted until the streetlight came on. Just let kids be kids.

I couldn’t use this Getty shot of Whiteside stuffing the shit out of Green for the lead image because it isn’t horizontal, but it’s great:

If I have 18 and I hit, either I'll bust or I won't. It's 50/50.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

God dammit.+1

I think the game you’re thinking of is Poker, Etzell1. I’ve never seen you around here before, so I’ll let you off with a warning this time.

This is the greatest deadspin comment I have ever read.

Talking shit about analytics in basketball is no big deal, but talking shit about analytics in baseball means all out WAR.

This is the Twitter equivalent of hitting a hard 18 in Blackjack, pulling a 3, and then telling everyone else at the table it was statistically the right move because you got 21.

Self-Proclaimed Democrats / Progressives, get your shit together now. Like, NOW.

Fire is so important that Zeus saw fit to doom Prometheus to getting his innards eternally eaten by a hawk just for giving it to us humans. The only other things that come close to fire in terms of provoking godly wrath is eating an apple without permission and all-day breakfast.

Remember when people freaked out about The Witness because it cost a lot more than Braid? Remember when the game actually came out and we discovered it was far more lengthy and actually justified its price point with content?