7/14, I’m neutral on this one

Portland, ME : Portland, OR as Portland, OR : New York, NY

Not even the only one from today!

I love that they blurred out the car logo here. There is no one that would recognize that logo that can’t get it from this image.

But do the Dolphins really need to get more stupider?

15. Turn off the lights when you leave the room!

Seriously, just get a DJ.

Donald Trump?

+1, but eh, there are bigger fish to fry. I regularly hear professional researchers say “HIV virus” which, as you know, is a crime not yet punishable by death.

I’m a tad embarassed to admit this, but the Kirkland-brand dogs are not that bad! Really!

Maybe, but “THROWS the hammer down!” would certainly give it a run for its money.

When did Danny Concannon retire from the press and start pitching?

I don’t think I can remember the last time a celebrity had a hand injury?

supplied 50% of their chromosomal DNA

I cannot star this enough

Half of them will parlay that “attention” into paid “analyst” positions on FoxNews, a book deal or two, or higher pay once they leave public office.

There’s a lot going on here besides that, but I will confirm and say that as a (generally well-adjusted male) I never noticed wedding or engagement rings until I started shopping for one two years ago. They’re now one of the first things I notice about someone, regardless of gender.

Technically, the whole email is just white ass-sentences.

The Satanic Temple, God bless and keep them

That he bet on the Reds while playing is what most people are going to look for, but I think the end of the story is far more interesting: