The best part is that Marchman just shared that dumb link from The-Site-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

Why secretly?

Drove across the country, spent two nights in Keystone, SD for Mount Rushmore. Three comments:

Basically any pitch in the 9th inning of Game 7 of the 2001 World Series.

Came here for this.

Apparently "The Big Fella":

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

MAJOR props for spelling it "St. Paddy's Day".

This isn't playing, these are military preparedness drills. This bear is training for war.

GO TO TIFFANY'S FIRST

The guy doing the highlights sounds like he's doing the X-games or something. It's awesome but, you know, still dodgeball. Hard to get fired up by replays.

I firmly believe that 70% ethanol can clean anything.

5. Do you name things appropriately?

0:16-0:20 is gorgeous

1. Get pizza

The low ram always wins

I'm sure it's merely a coincidence that these just happen to be the major hubs in the country's three largest cities.

I realize this isn't Jezebel but can we talk about Shaq's outfit? It looks like a bad version of the tux everyone rents from Men's Wearhouse.

"I don't think I should sit near you, we need to be separate from one another"

This is everything, +1