I really thought this was about a recently-arrested women who abducted and toyed with her philandering man before eating him piece by piece.

glorioski, what do we have here

A major omission. Queen will outlast them all.

3050 BC: The Egyptians the ass

*comet.

Catching up on retirement savings:

As if to prove a point, that same episode later featured a category where each clue was an actress who played Lois Lane and they merely had to name the actor who played her Superman.

Wikipedia is licensed under the CC-BY-SA 3.0 license, implying that while NBC may use the text, they also

Pranqster is an excellent beer.

Fun fact: Firefox has determined that the ranking of fruits is what I mean when I type "deadspin" into the url bar. I read it maybe four times a week.

The best Chappelle's Show sketch was Charlie Murphy's stories about Rick James.

This is such a good beer, here's a picture of some of my friends and I dressed as beers. I'm wearing Ommegang.

That person can vote.

I have a browser plugin that, among other things, changes the word "car" to "cat," which means that I laugh at the headline, then mentally prepare for an article about rappers and cars.

I was just happy to see that it was just a second round pick. You never know with these guys anymore...

Has there even been a feminist American vampire Western film yet? Or a non-feminist Iranian vampire Western film? Or even an Iranian Western film?

those still need to be factchecked. If you'd like to help with that end of the process

1. Sriracha

Sorry but... is he spraying Ebola around the studio? Because that just seems irresponsible. At least wear a face mask, Doctor.

10 and 2 is for suckers. It's all about window and cruise-control.