2 parts whiskey, 2 parts vodka, 2 parts earl grey, 1 part milk. Mix in a mug and never "invent" cocktails while drunk again.

This sort of thing would be perfect for a midday World Cup game but then also you go back to work for a bit. Sometimes, you just want a beer or two.

This will never not be funny.

I get you're jealousy with the cardinals.

Putting many of us snarky dicks out of a job (including me)!

Even better is the term for when one troll asks a friend to help troll with their own account. Those are called meat puppets.

+1 just for posting the whole exchange.

Additional note re fruit fly sexology: females straight-up store semen. Female Drosophila fruit flies can store semen after mating with males for later fertilization. Anyone who has ever been in a genetics class and had to wake up at 4AM to collect virgins knows the horrors. This result isn't really surprising, and…

...the eight most common STDs in America are as follows: chlamydia, gonorrhea, hepatitis B virus (HBV), genital herpes, HIV, human papillomavirus (HPV), syphilis and trichomoniasis

Called it!

Magical thinking is silly, childish, wishful and—most importantly—harmless. (And of course there's a difference between the belief that a room must be cleansed of bad energy versus, say, a belief that vaccinating your children will kill them. Don't throw me in with the real crazies, dig? And I'm aware that the…

It's coming for you, Drew, the Like-Like will eat you and your shield!

I look forward to finding out how to cook this and then never seeing a picture of it ever again.

...the cultural sterility and homogeneity of our anonymous suburbs make us desperately easy marks.

Best way to get out: Be, or know intimately a lawyer. A parent or sibling or spouse or someone. Law enforcement helps too. They don't want you anywhere near their jury.

Ignorant question maybe, but is this a one-time or an every-time thing? Could you get away with doing it every other wash?

Any data on the rate of expulsion for other crimes? It would be interesting to see a comparison with other major offenses/felonies, and where SA falls along that spectrum. Murder or anything involving a gun, I imagine, is 100% while drug dealing could potentially be quite low.

That belt looks an awful lot like blue, white, and red circles, which, given her role as Galadriel, clearly must be the three elven rings Vilya, Nenya, and Narya.