Hernandez will be back after these witch hunts are over. It’s all a conspiracy. The evidence in both cases is purely circumstantial, if you’re willing to overlook all the physical evidence. Thankfully:

Gotta say, brother. Been a long time Deadspin reader but your ranting inspired me to sign the fuck up and just tip my cap — enjoying the entertainment/your responses especially (sorry to the homophobes not looking to jerk you off). Having said all that, and it’s really supporting your argument overall, if Bryce joined…

I’ll take the 22 yr old “petulant little shit” hitting .336 with 41 HR & 96 RBI thank YOU very much. & I’m a freakin Mets fan.

And the pissed off their other closer by bringing him on. I love it. If it’s not broke fix it till it is.