Hernandez will be back after these witch hunts are over. It’s all a conspiracy. The evidence in both cases is purely circumstantial, if you’re willing to overlook all the physical evidence. Thankfully:

Gotta say, brother. Been a long time Deadspin reader but your ranting inspired me to sign the fuck up and just tip my cap — enjoying the entertainment/your responses especially (sorry to the homophobes not looking to jerk you off). Having said all that, and it’s really supporting your argument overall, if Bryce joined…