That cover photo makes me really want Joaquin Phoenix in a Gargamel origin story

As a silly aside, it’s such a shame that, of all the launches to attach the name of one of the coolest people in history to, it had to be the most disastrous one in recent history.

Heresy! I thought the whole point of this game was not understanding it! :P

Honestly, every game with PvE and PvP should have it’s own scaling for each. It’s frustrating to see PvE ruined because of PvP and vice versa.

I’d argue that balance in single player games is overrated but that’s a different argument.

For people who refuse to understand the issue here, ill try to aproach it from another angle 

It doesn’t cost them more money for a copy of the game to be downloaded in the US than it does for the same copy of the same game to be downloaded “in Argentina”... we need to stop perpetuating the idea that “money a company feels they could have made” is the same as “money a company lost”.

Wait, if they can afford to offer the game at lower prices, how is it scummy to take advantage of that? YOU (Kotaku) fucking advise people how to get better prices from other countries’ PSN/Nintendo regions, you hypocrites!

Everything’s coming up Millhouse!

Millhouse Simulator, Lord above I never thought I'd see the day. I had hoped to be dead first.

Macaw is a fun twitch streamer I can’t recommend enough.  

Their new monetization scheme makes me miss loot boxes. That says it all.

Ah, sick! A skin for a character I never play!

Someone must be trolling Google’s focus groups.

The RGB part is the funniest part. What is the venn diagram of people who like RGB lighting on their rig and people who would settle for a cloud streaming game machine?

Yeah that’s a pretty weird bit of made up nonsense that he decided to throw in the article.

Probably better to just keep the physical ID on you regardless. I don’t want to have to hand over my phone to a cop.

I would 100% watch a Merry and Pippin series inspired by the Hangover movies.

What you don’t see happen at restaurants really is for the best.

I tried the garlic parmesan sandwich first and it was amazing. I went for the cajun rub the second time and it wasn’t quite as good. I still want to try four or five of the other flavors, though.

Not only is the sandwich great, but the price point isn’t ridiculous like other places (*cough* $12 for just a sandwich that…

I’ve put mac’n’cheese in my grilled cheese. That’s pretty good.