A stick definitely doesn’t stop people from texting.

You want to insure a teenager on a new car? And have to deal with incidental damage and misuse by said teenager?

You clearly know nothing about Tesla, and no wonder you can’t get your $35k Model 3.

Ford dealers will have a special place for Maverick Hybrids right near the base model F-150s.

Fundamentally disagree.

“Need to be able to do 70+ on the highway”

Heresy!

First, it’s just a leftist way of marginalization similar to how racist treat ethnic names.

Who is being marginalized by making fun of “Cricket?” Rich white ladies? Are they an oppressed minority now?

“I am looking to get a Ford Maverick when they hit the dealers.”
Prepare to get no deal whatsoever and in fact a market adjustment bump.

Way to not apply Occam’s razor. Clearly they’re skinning these with actual dragon skin, renowned for its durability. The easy way to check is with a flamethrower.

Nah, fuck the police. Make fun of the pigs all you want.

Opaque “water” bottles FTW.

not quite the same as “not present.”

Boone’s Farm is not allowed at youth soccer games.

Do MD 20/20 next.

Hmm sounds like another piece of info that would be handy to include in detail within the post itself. 

No shit. If the cops are that jumpy they need to be in another line of work.

Traffic stops should not receive the death penalty.  

This thing spawned my favorite OEM part of all time: A Toyota badge with a GM part number

Which also had a series of TRD parts, because of course it did.