Mother fans waiting on Earthbound 64 Spaceworld Demo to release....

I apologize for ruining your name

How long before he starts pitching Alex Jones brand male virility supplements?

Kristen is gone for all of five mintues and you’re already feeling bold enough to bash objectively the best film of the F&F franchise. Lotta balls there, Torch. Whole lotta balls.

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IT’S HAPPENING

Holy shit. Light the Torch Signal (it better be a torch)... we finally have an explanation for the world of Cars.

What do you think is happening out there that is being missed? There is very little going on in the industry with everything paused. Take a chill pill. 

I hope it’s those eyelashes people put on Bugs.

Custom is just going to be an Angry Eyes grill, isn’t it? 

Lawn maniacs tend to take good care of their car as well.
I mean, look at that turf !

I can’t imagine a brand I will miss less than Harley Davidson. It just represents so much that sucks. Shitty licensing agreements, shitty products, shitty owners, shitty culture, shitty management, shitty everything.

So from the younger Americans to the small peen boomers that have propped up this company so long I…

I’m guessing this is the visual representation of the plan:

Watching porn AT WORK? No Problem!

I could see a shitty dealership manager/owner making that call but the fact that a. they have an actual HR person, and b. that was his takeaway, is mindblowing.

The only reason this is biting her is because how this dealership operates. As noted in the source article, one of the male employees was on that very same site. All he got was teased. Another male employee also groped another female employee, no mention of a reprimand for him.

Amazing that nobody was reprimanded for viewing porn at work.

Yeah man, got to make sure technicians aren’t *checks notes* making a side income in a completely unrelated field.

Man, screw this dealership. Blaming her preemptively for harassment that hasn’t actually happened yet is some amazing HR work.

That’s pretty fucking lame.