If your ZJ has access to your computer you're gonna need to delete your browser history or face some awkward silences next time you drive it. If it won't start you'll know why.

No put it back, you have manual ZJ at home.

My first instinct was to say, “Really? $10M dollars?”, but fuck those guys. I hate those predatory POS games. Sic ‘em, Salena.

Less fun fact. If you father finds this out, you will end up standing behind the TV holding them in an exact position for an entire 60 minutes program.

S h a r e  b e f o r e  S o r o s  d e l e t e s !!!!

The govonor of michigan doesnt want you to know about this and it would be pretty defiant of her absurd travel restrictions not to travel to an am tower and touch one with your tongue. But make sure you organize as a group to get maximum publicity!

Ditto. Apparently nothing’s wrong with the car and it’s been sweet not making any payments, so why change much? I’d keep driving it till the new car budget is $50k.

My answer is none. Now is not the time to go into debt or spend reserves. But I’m just Debbie Downer.

Thanks for all of it, Jason. The work you do is so important, and I look forward to it continuing at a company that is hopefully less seasoned by herbs.

You’re always welcome to come and shit post on the old Oppositelock. Until you’re not.

Who’s name?

Honestly, the people who partook in the stunt make make me sick that we share the designation “Michigander”. All these assholes were NOT practicing social distancing. So now they’re going to take their potentially infected selves to their small rural towns that don’t have sufficient healthcare facilities to manage…

Thank you, Erin.

fox news told them that they were being attacked by the stay-at-home orders and conservatives love to play the victim

Detroit is a great city full of awesome people who don’t deserve any of this. Hope you’re doing OK over there.

Fuck these selfish assholes.

excluding pickup trucks

Full sized trucks likely take the crown. I-6, V-8, V-6, V-10 have all been in the engine bay of Dodges and Fords.  Chevy hasn’t had a V-10, but they have had an I-4..

The LS was probably half the weight too.

it sounds like you value gaming over security of your financial data, personal communications/content/whatever else you store and use your machine for.

unless we are talking about a dedicated, gaming-only machine i think most people do not share you priorities.