Tough titties.

We have guns.

This. They are still pretty rare in the US and every one implemented should be fought.

“Speed cameras are a fact of life these days, and are generally accepted as such”

The really striking and saddening revelation from last night is the fact Steve McNair may have been the greatest quarterback of all time, but he went to his grave thinking he was a failure thanks to Jeff Fisher

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Do not ride in bed of pickup, especially if you are a Bengal.

-Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only Dodge Ram can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only having a Hemi can do that.

While that ad was terrible, the legalize disclaimer said “Do not ride in bed of pickup unless you are an actual Viking”, which made this so much better.

“I would take...a colossal penis any day.”

I was really hoping they would go “Nothing really matters anyway! Drink Diet Coke!”

I’m going to use this place to talk about the new diet coke ad.

I would take a backup QBs salary, a Super Bowl MVP and a colossal penis any day.

he takes two chicks home?

that’s a bassoon you philistine

This guy belongs in federal prison for drinking beer with a straw.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

Ben Franklin would take “air baths”. He would open his windows and stand naked basking in the night air for God and everyone to see.

It’s the reverse Process, winning followed by destruction.

“Damn it, Philly we better than this.”