If you think the couple’s first dance is bad, it has nothing on the first dance with the parent (like bride with dad). Trying to pick music for that is a dreadful reminder that every single song ever is about fucking. Every. Single. Song.

Also, men who don’t realize how gendered food and food-sharing are. She’s a “pig” now. Fucking hell.

You can tell he’s constantly pulling this bait-and-switch nonsense and then blaming her for not reading his inconsistent mind. He’s not good in bed. This much is obvious.

I think that would look pretty badass! there is something pretty fun about using an 8 lb sledgehammer in a dress, though the kitten heals are a total no go Off trail (I’m a geologist).

Conservative ChristianityTM: Blaming shit on independent women since the Garden of Eden.

I think it’s likelier that Toomey’s goofy fucking Ichabod Crane-like face would cause a woman to change their sexual orientation than feminist studies, but what do I know?

The marshmallow to cat food ratio in Lucky Charms is appalling. I don’t think I’d like an all marshmallow bowl but my husband will frequently go to have a bowl of Lucky Charms and discover that I have picked out all the marshmallows and left him nothing but cat food.

Step away from the tanning booth, my dude.

I’m #teamtheotherone

I was wearing these sort of shoes with my jeans. And my jeans mostly covered them, that’s how long they were. The fraying was a sign of comfort and casualness! BTW, I literally flipped out when I saw identical pairs in stores recently! Everything old is new again.

On a side note, if your jeans touch the floor when you wear shoes, HEM THE DAMN THING. It makes you look lazy and it looks awful.

he was spending $2,700 annually on ice cream.

I don’t know why; but, until the source said he “leaned back” I was imagining a completely implausible scenario. In my mind, he’s on top and he’s wearing iphone ear buds with the cord brushing across his lady-loves face in the most awkward way. Being on the bottom and just selfishly enjoying the ride? This seems…

Way to shit on the millions of us that suffer from anxiety and would love a quick and easy tool on our wrists to help us work through it.

Plus these comments do nothing to achieve their purported goal of encouraging women to be fit. As a fat woman people like Ashley Graham have done far more to encourage me to be active than jerks like this ever will. Turns out self-love is a far better motivator to take care of yourself than crippling shame.

That’s not really what I’m talking about. It’s not an issue of romantic interest. It’s an issue of how people—men and women both—make subtle, often unconscious judgments about what kind of person someone is based on how they present themselves. Looking too sexy in the workplace means that people think you’re less…

I am currently wearing a dress and leggings because the thought of pulling on jeans in the morning exhausts me to no end.

Counterpoint: if you break one set of wheels, you’ve still got another set :D

Counterpoint: if you break one set of wheels, you’ve still got another set :D

4 wheels are for people who don’t travel much.

4 wheels are for people who don’t travel much.