Congrats to her!! I got my job offer a year ago and I’ve never been happier! Well, okay, I’m also dying from stress and always tired, but I felt that way when I was unemployed too! At least I have a steady paycheck out of it!

Yas King!

I’m not really Tina Belcher, either.

My mind immediately went a good deal south of there. Hopefully you’re right and I’m ashamed

I guess? I agree that he’s like the Jesus of sex, in that it seems totally believable that he would die a virgin.

I would wager that MOST of the people complaining about TPP have no idea what it is.

So...I mean...I guess I sort of get why she’d rather Trump be President than Clinton? Plus the other day Trump just outright said voting for her helped him, so there’s that. Stein 2016! Make America Dumb Again!

Don’t propose to someone who you’re not going to marry is a good idea too.

+1 True Romantic

this is some deep narrative analysis, and 100% plausible. a+, seconded.

He looks like one of those guys who screws like he’s doing the most, but he’s okay, but not the greatest. But he’s nice, so you let him finish, and he turns and smiles at you. And you smile back. And you know you won’t completely cut him off, you’ll text him back because he loves pleasing you and your areas and his…

I think this is the most unanimous Yes of any “Would U” yet.

I'm team Kanye for life.

Britney cannot buy that car. Not on her own.

Both Hillary and Elizabeth Warren are in Florida today and tomorrow. PLEASE MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE, HILLARY.

New phone who dis?

If in 2012 Michelle Obama had stolen a speech from Laura Bush, Jason Chaffetz would have convened his oversight committee to investigate this, 7 times.

His campaign is literally clown shoes.

Should clarify that my Mom, who was always a Dem when I was growing up, has recently stated her support for Trump because that’s who my brother-in-law supports. That’s the entirety of her reasoning. :(
Your Mom seems great and I’m glad to hear about her!