They’re just trying to finally solve the question of if she was born with it or if it’s Maybelline.

I’m always spitting my fingernails out my car window when I’m driving. They can have those.

I just made millions selling my skincare products from home! You can too!

I think we need to talk about this truly disturbing photoshop nightmare.

Rock of Love was my JAM. Bret Michaels is such a ridiculous person...add drunk strippers to the mix and that’s just good TV.

I totally loved this show!! And I loved The Rock of Love Bus. Those were the years.

Confession: I was dancing to MMMBop in my kitchen last night. By choice. Sometimes I tell people it's because my kids like it. They don't.

Her transformation into Winona Judd is going smoothly though.

Seriously. I’m impressed that he manages to play even though his body is going through grappling with the testosterone that turns his gender into raging assholes.

Pretty rich to blame women’s behaviour on “hormones” when testosterone has been fucking everything up for millenia.

Can we be real and tell him straight up that Venus and Serena are probably 10x more recognizable than any male tennis player? Because seriously, I know who Nadal is, but I wouldn’t know a dude tennis player on the street. I doubt many others would either.

Disgusting.

Ugh, I totally hate where my spleen is. If I could just move it up a bit, I’d be totally hot.

I’m assuming Shia’s beard is a donor site for Mia’s eyebrow transplants?

This is because most women have eyes, can see things.

If you think that's funny, you should see Trump try and palm a basketball.

I think the worst thing about Trump’s candidacy is he’s opened the racist-bigot-classist-sexist Pandora’s box. Now no one cares what vile thing is said anymore. If Trump was caught on tape with Romney’s 47% line, he’d create a fucking campaign video around it.

It slaps him on the wrist! Come on, we all know how much wrist-slaps hurt. It’s a very sensitive area of the body, the wrist.

This is a conspiracy by Big Croissant to take over breakfast. I’m a bagel truther and I’m proud of it.