Frank, in the final stages of cancer

I honestly can’t tell if this is sincere or a bit.

That’s definitely going to be the new "Feelin’ Cute” meme.

Would “The Sixx” have been better?

I will not stand for your Hooters slander.

Blanchett vs Yeoh is the heavyweight bout.

Kinda figured Tess wasn’t in it for the long haul, considering I didn’t even know Anna Torv was in this until the pilot aired, but at least she went out like a badass.

Your high school had omelets?

I missed that Anna Torv was going to be in this.

I still love that he was sued for plagiarizing himself.

Makes sense, you play good soldier for this loser and when he resigns, you're in the club!

There’s a greater chance of me winning tonight’s Mega Millions than ever getting a torta from Burger King.

I’m sure the only reason “Airplane” wasn’t used is because a much better movie already has that title.

If they had a Popeye’s with Chick-Fil-A service, that’d be the only fast food I’d eat.

Trump’s never been against abortion, that’s one of his bits to get the evangelicals. If ‘80s or ‘90s Trump had walked into a room full of them, they would’ve called the cops.

When I first noticed this account, I asked the question: Troll, Bot or Bit?

I hate when AA slang goes mainstream.

Crystal Jewell, 25 year old grad studentSusan Rinkunas

So: Mentally ill or just an asshole? Or to quote Abe Simpson, “A little from Column A and a little from Column B.”?