The face of a man who knows he’s about to eat a shit sandwich.

The AV Club is making cracks about something starting strong but ultimately turning into a pile of shit? Welp, that’s enough irony for today.

“Is this the way?”

Meanwhile, Democrat Katie Porter silently throws some vicious shade. 

For future AV Club tv/film reviews:

so now the woke mob is trying to cancel slavery smdh

She’s an heiress. She doesn’t know when she’s beaten. She doesn’t know when she’s winning either. She has no higher sensory apparatus whatsoever.

...of cock

Also GMG Union swooped in and got a new contract.

Disney is finally making a Hahn solo TV show.

Probably only a matter of time til she gets sued by the Nevermind baby.

Y’alls reaction to this Ellie Kemper story (and the commentariat outrage about it that has spilled over into so many other articles) reminds me of my time waiting tables in DC. When I was working in restaurants & bars, there was this funny, constant and well-known phenomena that a manager pointed out to me early on…

Sometimes, god’s mysterious ways are fast-tracked!

I’ll be commissioning a large statue of a gaping anus in a prominent location in her district.

“I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”

Rand Should’ve Known Better than to pick a fight with someone who was actually popular back in his day. As Rand knows, words Don’t Mean Nothing when they’re said via Twitter. However, Richard Marx is a stand up guy and I’m Right Here Waiting for him to arrange this meet up!

Seems needlessly cruel to the redheads in question.

Apparently Gal Gadot cannot, in fact, imagine ALL the people.