She’s drop dead and she actually has chops. To quote the great philosopher Wanda Maximoff, “That really doesn’t seem fair.”

For the last time, here it is: Pointing out that a black person committed a crime is not racist. Implying or insinuating that a person committed a crime because they are black is.

John Hughes was really good at finding solid music for his movies (“March of the Swivelheads” by The Beat in Ferris Bueller is my personal fave), but the reason “This Woman’s Work” fits so well for the labor scene in She’s Having A Baby is he commissioned Bush to write a song specifically for that scene.

Isn’t he in Fiji?

Glad the jury saw through the bullshit his lawyers were throwing around.

Gordon: You call this a fair trial?

James needs to tell his boss to put the word out: STFU.

Jamie Lee Curtis over Stephanie Hsu. Good to see the Golden Globes haven't changed at all.

For you it’s rein-reign, for me it’s faze-phase. I’ve learned to accept it...sort of.

One thing I like about Gunn, he doesn't let shit fester.

You haven’t worked with a lot of artists, have you? Being overdramatic is their raison d’etre.

Yeah, that’s really more of an Easter thing.

“And the RV is toast!" Everyone on Hans' crew was dead serious, except Theo. R.I.P.

She turned me into a newt!

I really, really wanted a cheeseburger after this movie.

I do love a good diner. One by me offers Benedict with Andouille sausage and a sprinkle of cayenne on the hollandaise. Still my favorite variation, along with an order of hashbrowns that take up half the plate.

He thinks because he idolizes black culture, he gets a ghetto pass. (See also: Bill Maher)

Obviously, Quentin’s in the DGAF part of his career.

“Stay out of my territory” was right there, man.

I’ve worked in the service industry. I’ve never worked for anyone who could convince me to [redacted]. I don’t care how good they were.