That’s...amazingly condescending to cops. Most I know are car people.

It’s noted as “horrific.” Here’s where:

Take your takes back to Gawker please.

Yeah, I generally enjoy Jalopnik and Raphael’s writing, but this tired-ass trope about the Brexit being all about racism is getting really fucking old. It’s lazy, sensationalist, and demeaning all in one neat bundle. I come to Jalopnik to read about cars, not to hear a tired straw man argument about international…

...the thing where old scared racist people in the UK want to keep brown people out of their country and think that ditching the shitshow that is the EU is going to help them with that.

Yeah, national pride and independent identity are for assholes.

“Granted I am a horrible evil parent, I dont have back seat entertainment, they are not allowed to have ipads, and I will tell them to stop it when they are doing things to each other and making them whine. I am the scourge of parents everywhere.. I’m a monster....”

I easily fit 3 busy kids in a BMW X3. you really don’t need a canyonero sized vehicle. Honestly why is it that everyone thinks that each child needs at least 4 square feet of space around them? They don’t. All three sit in back safely, and their crap fits in back. No johnny does not need 6 soccer balls to bring with…

Actually, yes it does matter. Words and their meaning matter. If they don’t, there’s a whole bunch of other arguments we can open up and just throw out, most of which you won’t be happy with, I’d assume. If you still don’t like the rifle, fine, that’s your opinion and right, but call it what it is - a semi-automatic…

The AR-15 IS NOT an assault rifle. Assault rifles MUST have selective fire, something the AR-15 does not have.

Natural Selection isn’t the one that has to redirect traffic, clean up the aftermath, remove the mutilated bodies, or tell the immediate family that their loved ones are roadkill.

We haven’t had mandatory seatbelts or airbags for the majority of the history of driving, either.

The problem with the Needle/Haystack approach is that, statistically speaking, we really need to just focus on the shiny objects to find the Needles, but the American Needles Liberties Union and Council on American-Needle Relations won’t really allow us to “profile” needles like that, so we sift through a bunch of…

I'll agree that the TSA is hamstrung at almost every point, but to argue that it's not really necessary is ridiculous.

If that S-Class blows a tire, I don’t have to take it out back and shoot it. I just buy a new tire.

Christ man, slide the seat forward and sit up straight already.

Shut up. Bad cops are a very small percentage.

Candler Felts is not to be mistaken for Chandler Delts, my Tumblr dedicated to Matthew Perry’s shoulder.

Please go back to Jezebel