“scored”

I have a strange hatred of CR-V’s, RAV4's, etc. It’s irrational, and it doesn’t make sense, but it’s there.

I think that looks pretty great, actually. It has gotten a bit bulky for my tastes over the years, though.

I think this is the first time they died.

That sounds like a really

My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you’re gonna die.

Last time on Freddy Goes to Florida: “Safety rules are stupid, my rigged-up towing system was totally fine”

The environment is extremely important. It’s also amazingly powerful and doesn’t need any help. Mother nature can easily shake us off without a problem and will if needed. Hopefully all the eco-nazis and their battery powered cars will be first.

Good. In my experience, UAW workers are the most entitled, overpaid dickheads ever and they deserve this shit.

Might want to try reading the article.

I will stop disrespecting horse sports as soon as horse people stop getting hilariously bent out of shape about it. So, hopefully, never.

Yes well, as a left handed person, I can tell you that I’m super happy with my watch on the left wrist

Well.. it was 285. If traffic isn’t doing 20 it’s doing 200...

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but I feel like that’s a pretty generic gesture after a high stress situation like that. He looks like he’s just stunned and taking deep breaths.

Most cars have a system wherein the operator has a brain and doesn't pilot their craft into water.

Ditch the feminist bro. Life's much better when someone makes your sandwiches for you.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Yeah, I’ve seen that posted here a few times, we’ll see, I remember we were supposed to run out of out oil 20 years ago, and then this should have already been under water 10 years ago according to Al Gore and Y2K was supposed to make planes fall out of the sky and etc etc etc......

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

Fuck a mid engined corvette.