LMOA, every time I hear the “he’s compensating for a lack of something else” line, I wonder who really has that problem. ; )

I dunno, I think he’s being perfectly open about it. The asshole thing to do, in my opinion, would be to mention how stable it is and that he just has to sell because he doesn’t have space or something. He’s not forcing anyone to buy it and he’s saying flat-out that he thinks it’s dangerous... but if someone else…

“The all new 2017 Honda Ridgeline. For the effeminate male”

Bad fuel mileage is cheaper than owning two vehicles. – I know it’s being wasteful to get 18mpg the eighty percent of the time I don’t need a truck. However that’s still less wasteful and a lot cheaper than owning a second vehicle.

Be rich, ignore the peasants because they don't matter.

Probably because the battery pack necessary to do that would weigh over 1000 pounds, making it impractical to design for when 95% of the time it isn’t being used. More realistically, you could add a small engine up front and use it to supplement travel for longer trips. Call the car a Volt or something.

For a moment I was about to applaud the ingenuity there, then I noticed it’s parked in front of a fucking garage that I can only assume is full of a bunch of useless garbage they could probably just get rid of.

Trump rally. Where anti trump protesters started all the violence.

Perhaps I haven’t searched hard enough, but I don’t think anyone is saying they deserved to die because they ran from cops. They died because they made a mistake. You can’t blame the officers for not risking their lives to save theirs. Police have an obligation to do whatever they can within reasonable limits, but…

Somewhere a bearded man is yelling at his friends, “THAT 230K MILE TDI... NOT SUCH A BAD INVESTMENT NOW!!!”

““I am totally willing to overlook the issues if Tesla fixes it.” She went on to say that that if she had similar issues with her Cadillac Escalade, she “would be furious.””

Did we skip the sentence explaining that these are factory anodized?

Or what about how a big a crook the owner is and how he ripped off all those viper owners? Never hear about it at all!

Back when I had my Mustang, it got a reaction out of just about anyone I mentioned it to, got in it, or saw me in it.

bikers are the worst.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

People lift Ridgelines?

Maybe I’m a soulless monster but I didn’t find any of this funny or entertaining or even mischievous.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Please keep right except to pass, or I will fuck you in the ass.