Ahhh ok, i get it: Barry was incapable of jinxing the Capitals this year despite several tries, so he goes for the Nationals. What do you have against DC, Barry? And that last name, Petchesky? Sounds Russian to me....time for some game theory (1/569)

Ronaldo is Kobe, Messi is LeBron. Meet me in Temecula.

you’re lucky we didn’t include your the caller’s phone number in the post

He’s going to take me through my uncles facebook page?

Can I just point out that the Warriors are 3-1 in the last four trips to the Finals? I think LeBron needs to stay in Cleveland because it seems like history shows that the Cavs are about to win three in a row now.

Yeah, what I didn’t say but feel very deeply is that he would have done so many more good things for #MeToo, and that he won’t have the chance feels so terrible.

I appreciated how Bourdain evolved from the cheeky American asshole in Cook’s Tour to the more respectful “I want to be everyone’s friend” in No Reservations to the “food is just how I talk about the bigger stuff” guy in Parts Unknown. He cut down on the wisecracking (somewhat) and turned into someone who was…

You get paid millions to play a game. Play the game.

“Can Boston somehow also lose?” - Everyone else

I dare you to get down on a knee and say that in his face.

My proposed kickoff changes:

Yes, exactly. It’s an extremely outdated concept from the early internet, and it assumes that we are incapable of making moral judgments about an amoral action given the context.

I am so glad you exist.

This is how I feel whenever I see an adult wearing a “Keep Calm and Chive On” shirt

Imagine being older than 15 and describing yourself as a “stoolie” unironically. It’s breathtaking.

I am perpetually perplexed at the way people use “doxxing” and “outing” in a way that suggests revealing information about a person is equally bad in any context.

I love that Stoolies are treating publishing PFTCommenter’s real name like she just unveiled that Batman is Bruce Wayne.

1. Publishing a celebrity’s name is not doxxing

Leftover lentil sloppy joes